Hey, uh, human, whatcha doing? Something fun? Something interesting? Are treats involved? Maybe you’re hiding a squirrel! Whatever you’re doing, I’m interested! I’m your faithful friend, the dog, and I’m automatically interested in it. So, what are you doing here, boss?
As you might have gathered, this list is about nosy dogs. They’re all up in your face, but that’s because they love you so much, they believe that whatever you’re doing is really cool. So act like it, human, and do cool stuff with a dog. Because you know that the cat doesn’t care either way, and she’s warming her butt on your laptop.